Famous Aquarius-Pisces Couple: Oprah Winfrey and Stedman Graham
Pisces and Aquarius have a lot more in common than it might seem. However, there is bound to be a role reversal. One thing you have to understand about an Aquarian is that they will always elevate friendship over love, which could be bewildering to the Pisces man. The Pisces man should realize that friendship is religion to an Aquarian woman. She means to compliment you by calling you her best friend, and you will have to make a translation of the light.
How to Attract an Aquarius Woman as a Pisces Man: That’s easy. Talk about the future of the planet, inter-species communication, the last visit you had from a space alien, how green your home is, or how you plan to donate your next paycheck to KIVA. If this doesn’t put stars in her eyes, nothing will. When she begins to talk about the causes that she believes in, listen intently and offer to join.
How to Attract a Pisces Man as an Aquarius Woman: First of all, realize that you are going to have to wear the pants, which doesn’t bother you in the least. This man can completely become spellbound by your electrifying aura and a very, very direct approach. It will seem that where he is weak, you are strong, and as the self-sacrificing individual that he is, he will gladly extend you the privileges of that territory. Deep down inside, there is nothing he wants more than to be bossed around. If you come on like Uma Thurman in Kill Bill, that should suit him just fine.
Degree of Romance: Aquarians tend to poo-poo romance, so it is likely to be down-played in this relationship. That’s okay with Pisces, who is willing to sacrifice anything for those they love — at least at first. Pisces, you really, really must try to understand the elevation Aquarian places on friendship. They absolutely worship at that altar. It is their religion. Don‘t take it personally.
Degree of Passion: Aquarians look down on passion as the affect of the Mere Mortal. They see themselves as godlike, Promethean creatures who are above such things as sexual impulse and the flames of desire. Secretly, they would like to reproduce virtually, avoiding all those messy, bodily fluids, and unnecessary physical activity.
Degree of Friendship: An Aquarian woman is not a very warm, friendly, creature, but, as noted, she professes to love her friends. She will tout the virtues of collegiality and egalitarianism while ignoring the person in the wheelchair next to her who can’t reach the water fountain. If you, dear Pisces, find yourself in a wheelchair, you may think twice about the basis of your relationship. Many an Aquarian has devoted her life’s blood to the future of strangers, while those closest to them suffer neglect. This is not love, and it is certainly not friendship.
Degree of Marriage: This depends on how tight a hold the Aquarian gets on the Pisces. It is possible — because an Aquarian woman is so strong-willed — for the Pisces to lose himself completely and begin to orbit around her, which suits Ms. Aquarius just fine. A marriage based on this dynamic will obviously last a long time, because it’s pretty hard to grow personal will. If the two have a more equal relationship, meaning that the Pisces man has a good ego formed (perhaps he has Mars in Aquarius), then the chances of a real friendship and a productive marriage are at hand.
Progression of Relationship: All Aquarians have an agenda. Don’t think for a moment they don’t. Somewhere at home they have a spreadsheet with their expectations for the next 3-5 years. Somewhere on there is a relationship goal. If this sounds a little bit like the Mad Scientist, that’s exactly what it is. Fortunately, Mr. Pisces really doesn’t care very much as long as someone else is keeping the file and willing to update it.
Sex: A mind-melt is really what the Aquarius has in mind and dear Pisces is game for anything. Let’s say they decide mutually to re-invent sexual contact. Gear and other enhancements may be involved. If electricity and whips come in, so much the better.
When It’s Over: She’ll let him know.
Our Rating: 8/10