Famous Gemini-Scorpio Couples: Prince Rainier and Grace Kelley, Laurence Olivier and Vivien Leigh, Johnny Depp and Winona Ryder
This couple is full of surprises, some of them scary, and some of them really scary. They each wear a mask like a Halloween costume, and they love to jump out and go “Boo!” Both these signs are used to hiding behind layers that obfuscate who they really are. Scorpio manipulates everything, and Gemini must monkey around with everything. It is literally impossible for either of them to come straight at an object, but they understand that about each other. Can you imagine the circumlocution and posturing necessary to accomplish anything? Each one of them is like a double agent trying to figure out what kind of double agent the other one is and oddly enough, they don’t take it at all seriously. If you get right down to it, each of them would say it’s crazy to be very open with anybody else.
How to Attract a Gemini Man as a Scorpio Woman: Feel free to do something sexy to catch his attention but then you’ll have to back it up with some intelligent conversation. Stay away from manipulation because you’ve met your match. If you monkey around too much with the relationship, it will definitely backfire.
How to Attract a Scorpio Woman as a Gemini Man: Most Scorpio women are interested in any man in sight because they love the power of their sexual allure. Watch what you say very carefully. In some cases you can be somewhat crude, but you better err on the side of prudence. If she starts talking about sex first, feel free to build on the conversation. Sex isn’t all she’s interested in, but it’s pretty much what attracts her to a guy, so it’s best if you have some confidence in yourself on that score. You are not playing with an amateur.
Degree of Romance: It is eroticism that’s likely to occur, not romance. Gemini is a very curious and willing sexual partner and Scorpio can take him where he’s always wanted to go.
Degree of Passion: Unfortunately the passion in this relationship may be the tumultuous emotions of Scorpio when she feels betrayed or slighted. Ms. Scorpio is famous for her rage and vindictiveness. Do not mess with her, Monkey Man. You’re likely to lose your tail. And another thing, Gemini, we know how much you love to mess around, but you have no idea the dark forces that will be unleashed if you mess around on this lady. At the very least, she will personally key your brand new Lexus. What happens after that will make that look good. No really.
Degree of Friendship: Are you kidding? Friends don’t key friend’s cars.
Degree of Marriage: No piece of paper can possibly bind these two together more than the games they play. My advice is don’t even go there unless you are willing to play nine innings of hard ball. Gemini, whatever little tricks you have up your sleeve, you might find your arm in the alley back behind your house. On the other hand, if you decide to straighten up and fly right, this is the sort of women that will make a righteous man out of you.
Progression of Relationship: Gemini, do not mess around with her on any level. If you prize your kneecaps, get down on them and stay there. It is best to give this woman what she wants — and act like you like it. By the way, there is no place for your Evil Twin in this relationship. And why is that? Because your Evil Twin is unbelievably naive (I hate to be the one to tell you).
Sex: In case you were wondering if it was worth it to go through all this stuff, yes, the sex will make it worth it. The only trouble is, if you’re not faithful, Gemini, it may be the last sex you ever have. There’s something about having sex with a Scorpio woman that makes you want to have more sex, period, but if you step outside this relationship, it will be your last.
When It’s Over: This could be one of the biggest messes imaginable. There are so many entanglements, vendettas, justifications, rationalizations, over-stepped boundaries, and poorly-digested words, that it will take years to clean up the debris. In your own way, neither one of you ever lets go of anything, and god knows, you both know how to nurse a grudge. Gemini is not normally vindictive, but is very fond of having the last word, and Scorpio will never let that happen.
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