Gemini Man and Gemini Woman Compatibility

Famous Gemini-Gemini Couples: Barbara and George Walker Bush, Shia La Boeuf and Carey Mulligan

More fun than a barrel full of monkeys! There is poetic justice in the fact that these two are going to find out what it’s like to finally meet that oft-mentioned Evil Twin. It’s hard to capture in words the fun and variety of two Geminis relating to one another.

How to Attract a Gemini Woman as a Gemini Man: It probably won’t be hard because you two are the most exciting in the room, and there is a certain justice in coming together. You probably greet her with a witty repartee which establishes your — and her — clear superiority. As the man said, “Wouldn’t you rather play tennis with Roger Federer?” Why wouldn’t the two of you want to go off by yourselves and give it a whirl? Finally you’ve met your match, but so has your Evil Twin, LOL.

How to Attract a Gemini Man as a Gemini Woman: You are going to want to focus for a moment and let your quicksilver mind provide you with something unique to catch his attention. Normally this is not an issue with men, but you realize right away that all the groupies in the room are throwing themselves at this gentleman, so you must do something unusual to set yourself clearly apart. You can play hard to get because you are hard to get, but I warn you — he won’t even notice. If you can’t deal with the fact that this man is doing two things at one time, if not 10 women at one time, you’d best get out whilst you can. In a relationship between two Geminis, mind games are perfectly appropriate. Remember that.

Degree of Romance: These two are on a Ferris wheel ride, gliding high above the fair as he pulls out all the bells, whistles, and bright lights — and every other shiny thing that ever existed — to twirl before her and capture attention. Like the Ferris wheel, there will be some ups and downs, but oh, the view.

Degree of Passion: Omigod, if he figures out that passion is what rings her bells, passion she shall have. Ditto, her.

Degree of Friendship: Remember in the Ringling Brothers circus when the car drove up and the clowns started to get out? And then more, and then more, and then more. Think about it.

Degree of Marriage: Why would anyone want to ruin a good time by conjuring up the Evil Twin? Seriously, if you can stand it, go for it.

Progression of Relationship: This relationship will take shape like a 3-ringed circus act. These two have their plan. He has his plan. She has hers. Then they each have an Evil Twin. It’s likely to go every which way and up. They should admit it — they’re both very comfortable with the Ringling Bros. format, and they really couldn’t stand it any other way. What would seem like a cluster-f*** to anyone else, is their mutual heyday.

Sex: Let’s extend a circus analogy to the bedroom — anything — I mean anything goes. Half the time, they’ll be thinking, “Omigod, I can’t believe I’m doing this,” while the other half of the time, they’ll be multi-tasking while thinking about something they left on their desk at work. That’s okay. Sex is nothing but mercurial between the Mercury-ruled Twins. They may find gender-bending a thrill as well. Hey! Anything goes! For a special twist of pleasure, add the natural talent they each have for phone sex and kinky texting. Somehow they always know the right time to send a message to get the biggest effect. Sex will never be boring because if it gets that way, one or the other of them will pull the rabbit out of the hat and they’re off and running again.

When It’s Over: Maybe it should be over, but it’s like stomping out a forest fire. Each time one of them decides to call it quits, the other one decides it’s worth starting all over again. If you ask me, when they’ve really had enough they need an intervention. Get a third party in there with a whip and crowbar and let them take care of business. This is the one relationship that will end like a cat fight. They may need expert help in pulling it apart.

Our Rating: 8/10

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